February 2009 Superstition Contest

[Jack Sharkbane]

Never, and I mean NEVER attune a pig while jumping up and down while screaming ' ARG I'M A SCURVY PIRATE! '. in will cause tortuga to eat the kraken causing port royal to turn to ice and melt which means..... gunner will ask for more rum to spare.....
to prevent this, take two steps back, turn starboardwise 7 times walk up to a gravedigger and spit on its face.

Never drink rum when apliying Tia dalma wrinkle cream, or ye will be drunk for life!
if this should happen, take four steps back, spit, get slapped by scarlet, and do a zombie dance. when you see the flying pigs that yell, ' COME BUY CHICKEN WINGS AT BARRBOSSAS BURGER SHACK! " then yer curse is lifted.