Aye, me hearties! Well, the wenches and I had an adventure tonight. Alas, come close as I tell you what took place tonight. After taking so much abuse at the hands of the Lord and Master tonight the three of decided we had enough! We chased his Lordship all around Port Royal until the Little Lass Molly had him cornered. She pulled her cutlass out and tried to cut out his heart repeatedly! Aye, she did it over and over and over again. But alas you have to have a heart in order to cut it out! So to escape our clutches the evil Lord and Master boarded his ship, the Dark-Water Dragon. And as Roxy, Molly and I (also known as the Sea Goddess as so named by the Lord and Master himself) chased him onboard his ship he escaped again!
But the three of us came up with a plan. We shall steal the Lord's ship! Brave Little Molly was scared but being the bucko that she is . . . she grasped the wheel of the Lord's ship and began to sail away! Roxy, the brave wench that she
is began to yell, "Go, go, go, go!". The Lord heard what we were doing and tried to stop us but it was too late! Little Molly decided to teach the Lord and Master a lesson by sinking his ship! Lol, it was such fun! Roxy and I decided we would take down a few ships along the way. Why not make a little plunder to line our empty pockets is what we decided. But as we sailed along thru the middle of all the Navy ships (Little Molly's idea by the way) when we all got a notice . . . a challenge I should say! Who dared to challenge us wenches? Brave Little Molly decided we should accept the challenge. I thought and thought who could it be I wondered. Then I knew it could only be one black-hearted villain! The Lord and the Master!
Roxy the brave one didn't want to do it but Little Lass Molly said yes, we should. Roxy was still afraid and wouldn't do it! But we finally convinced her it was the Lord and the Master begging us to challenge him! Again, we received a second notice . . . he was getting rather annoying and insisting that we three come for the challenge. We heard him exclaim that he would teach us a lesson for stealing his ship! So we accepted the challenge. How could we not? The next thing we know we are suddenly teleported to a strange, strange land! Everything was green and fertile looking! I heard Roxy exclaim, "Blow the man down!" was her battle cry! We pulled out our weapons and went looking for blimey bilge rat! Poor Little Lass Molly didn't last long I am afraid to say. She suddenly disappeared from sight!
So it was down to Roxy and I! We vowed to take this scourge to the grave! But alas this knave started using voodoo on us! The cad!! We ran and ran and ran all the while laughing with glee. The next thing I know Roxy the brave wench was taken down too! Now it is down to he and I! I was not going back to the press gang I vowed and proceeded to also use my voodoo as well. I tried shackling him as well draining the life out of him. But alas he cornered me and took me down.
The next thing I know I am back in the strange land again as well as Roxy the Brave. We may have hope yet I thought! I watched as the Lord and the Master try to take Roxy the brave one out again! I couldn't stand by and watch. I had to help her! I proceeded again to drain the life out of him and with only three minutes to go I saw Roxy, the brave one go down for the last time! I shackled him, drained him, poked him, set the bees on him and finally set him on fire but eventually the Lord and the Master took me down also!
As I lay dying I heard the Lord and the Master exclaim with glee . . . "I am the Lord and the Master and I never lose a fight!" Well, for this wench I can only speak for but I don't think so. He forgot one thing and it is the most important thing of all!! No one but no one takes down . . . The Sea Goddess!!
Kani of Sartan Ellite
We Stole the Lord and Master's Ship!
02-19-2009, 01:44 AM
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