Strange stories.

[Jack Sharkbane]

This is the perfect thread for me........... watch and learn me boy.


There once was an evil dictator named Jargle. Jargle hated his oatmeal, so he threw his servent, which are called thollywogs in those parts, over the edge of his castle. The thollywog lived, but was shmarked off at the dictator. so he went on strike. "No more Sharglefor!" Screamed the thollywog. peasents, called nefortoos, gathered and and joined him. Jargle was watching it on his Icthovision. He was shmarked off and invited all the peasents over for a feast to say sorry. so he served them Pilowhoops and Tortonju. then he had his Bleefterfab knights come in and butcher all of them and then displayed in all across the village. the he met the love of his life, Shmeela. He invited shmeela over and then sheemla grabed Jargle's own Sharpafoo and stabbed him, for she was one of the peasents. then Jargle haunted her dreams forever until she died of fright.

THE END.

( OR IS IT???)
your dealing with the master here, people.