Strange stories.

[Sven Osymthe]

One can only imagine the stories to come.... lol

[akamystic]

Ichabod had such a feeling of emptiness which could only be fulfilled by the taste of Rassleberry Puff Tarts. These were made by one baker in a town far from where Ichabod lived. Yet once a week Ichabod would journey through the woodlands and down steep valleys to get to the town of Grontopolis. One morning Ichabod awoke to something VERY disturbing! All of his Rassleberry Puff Tarts had been stolen right from under his nose!! In panic Ichabod grabbed his robe and jumped on his horse to search for this thief. Unable to find the thief, Ichabod became depressed. So now he pondered on why something such as this would happen. Ichabod became VERY ANGRY and headed towards town. As nightfall fell upon Ichabod he still had a great distance to travel and nowhere to stay for the night. Ichabod stumbled upon an elderly lady named Lady Twinkle Tart Toe. She offered him shelter for the night and he accepted. She asked why he was out in those parts so late and he told her what happened. Lady Twinkle Tart Toe told Ichabod that she could make Rassleberry Puff Tarts better than the baker in town. In shock....Ichabod asked her if she could make some. So Lady Twinkle Tart Toe got started on the Tarts. She offered Ichabod some Yellow Tailed Marsh Glob Frog Tea as he patiently waited. Ichabod snuggled up in a chair as he enjoyed the Yellow Tailed Marsh Glob Frog Tea and slowly fell asleep. Ichabod later awoke to find himself tied up and bound in a large pot with various vegetables and seasoning. He asked Lady Twinkle Tart Toe what was going on. She snickered with a hint of evilness behind it as she continued to toss ingredients in the pot. He yelled at Lady Twinkle Tart Toe and once again demanded an explanation. She told Ichabod there were specific ingredients needed to make Rassleberry Puff Tarts taste so very special. Ichabod then became somewhat panicked.....then he noticed his basket of Rassleberry Puff Tarts over on the table in the corner. He yelled at Lady Twinkle Tart Toe for stealing them and asked her why she would so such cruel things. She cackled and told Ichabod that her Chunky Dunky Jamble Joo-Goo Stew simply would not taste the same without his contribution. The end.

Lesson learned....the next time you feel empty inside....and have a craving for a Rassleberry Puff Tart.....please just have a Twinkie instead.