Strange stories.

[Deadpool]

Time everyone knows the origin of how... I misplaced my mind...

After my farther Odin banished me from Asgard. I was bitten my a vampire and had radioactive waste into my eyes. To make matters worse my mutant ability to control weather didn't activate until I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation, but then my powers were taken away. So I was thrown into a crazy house and forced to watch a 48 hour maraton of Lassie. I had to my a choice, sit here or take a stand. So I leaped out of the window quickly... too quickly. It turns out my head wasn't screwed on tight, so upon leaping out I lost something very vaulable. I didn't even notice, and tore the whole place down. I tried seaching through the rubbish, but no luck. So after that I decided to become a pirate, and ended up here at POF. Now you all know why I'm... MINDLESS!!!

How do ya like that?