March Mod Hunt Contest

[Tepcat]

Poor, poor Teyla. She be the saddest
case on me entire ship. The lass can't
do anything besides lay in bed, and ye'
cannot get're to snap out of it. She be
thinkin' she's toast... and I don't mean
in big trouble either. This poor gal
lterally thinks she's a piece of toast,
ans is afraid we're gonna butter'er up
and eat her with eggs'n'bacon if
we get too close. Last I know we had
to leave her in some ol' ghost town, but
she wrote some of her... intersting
poetry before we left...

From Teyla:
You can get to me by two ways
One by land, two by sea
I'll be on the dock, watching the
gypsys play

[Tepcat]

Callie was always an interesting
lass to have on the ship. She's been on
the ship from the very start, and what
a cannoneer she be! Unfortunately,
she did seem to have one little problem
when out at sea. Of course... not that
I think about itme entire crew be a
bunch of odd folk. Anyways, Callie
always seemed to fall asleep at the
worst possible times.

From Callie:
Sorry, missed the boat
fell asleep writing ye a note
Found me a few pigs, maybe a goat,
out at this shack, and that's all sh.z.z.z.

Well, last I know we was at pirate's
home island, she's probably there.






Basil be me best navigator, and me
best sailor for sure. He's always on
board, and if he's not captaining the
ship for me, he's below deck making
charts and plotting our next plunder
adventure. Of course, he would have a
problem just like everyone else on this
oddball of a ship. Poor Basil only
speaks in riddles, and not very good
ones at that. Take this one for example,
and see for yeself

From Basil:
A Town that be reborn
A Fort that be rebuilt
Not near a Gypsy
But in a corner I am!

[Jack Sharkbane]

Basil, ye may be mini, but after 48 hours of chasing Jack for his lucky charms, I'm ready for ya. muhahahahaha,

~Jack, God Of Odd