You Might Be A Pirate If.......

[Bella]

If you work with your father and you are on the same ship, you might be a pirate.

If your front porch colapses and you fall in the ocean, you might be a pirate.

If you have ever asked "Why is the rum gone"...You might be a pirate.

If you own a jar of dirt, you might be a pirate.

[The Commodore]

If your rum comes from a desolate island in the middle of the caribbean in dirty uneven bottles, you might be a pirate.