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[Jaquin DePlank]

Feel free to use Jaquin DePlank in your story.

Jaquin is a capable but slacker Pirate. He seems like he is just floating along inbibing rum but when the chips are down, he always rises to the occasion.

Kind of like in that cinematic masterpiece "The Muppet Movie" when the hero, Kermit, gets everyone stranded in the desert and everything looks bleak, and Kermit walks off to talk to himself, and suddenly The Electric Mayhem shows up to save the day and lay down some groovy tunes. Yeah, that's what Jaquin DePlank is.