October - Epitaph Contest

[Andrew]

My tombstone will say:

The Cadet be no longer, may he rest in pieces here.

(I will work on a graphic thing for it later.)

[JM Ohara]

Here lies the Hawke
(But not really)
Lost to the hangman's noose
(Or so ya think)
Decided to give up his pirating ways
(Met a girl is more like it)
But his fame had traveled far and wide
(Turns out that was a bad thing)
Got himself hung for the girl he loved
(Gettin married an that's far worse!)
So here lies the Hawke
(But not really)
No longer at sea, no longer he be
The Hawke