December 09 Wishlist Contest

[ex8404]

My dearest, one-eyed, Peg-legged, fat, jolly old elf-pirate,

Please send me one or all of these things for Christmas or I will loot and plunder the North Pole...

• I would like bow and stern chasers for my ship. Canons that point fore and aft that I can control while I am sailing. Just like real ships.

• More control over my sails like being able to reduce my sail load to slow my ship down when I am in battle.

• A musketoon.

• Jedi Mind Powers.

• All my old guild mates back...

• A new batch of tattoos to choose from. These are kind of stale...

• Peace on Earth and Goodwill towards ALL...

And...Finally...

• A nice big, fat, giant, juicy, thrilling, laugh-out-loud, knock-down, drag-out, never-say-die, whopper of a brand spanking new Chapter.

Thank-you,

ex8404