Are you ready for some football!!

[Kid Heartbreaker]

Since everyone will be restless until kickoff, I thought I'd start the day with a few football related jokes. I'll pick on the Vikings - but you are all welcome to use these on your own team too. Add to these if you know any:

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Vikings.

Q: What do the Vikings and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: How do you keep a Vikings player out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

[swordshot]

Originally Posted by kid heartbreaker

since everyone will be restless until kickoff, i thought i'd start the day with a few football related jokes. I'll pick on the vikings - but you are all welcome to use these on your own team too. Add to these if you know any:

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a tv watching the super bowl?
A: The vikings.

Q: What do the vikings and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: How do you keep a vikings player out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

lol!!!i cant stop laughing

[combatlizzy]

ROFL!!! Even if you are for the Vikings Kid, these have got to give ya a laff!