July 2010 Caption Contest

[Sarah Bluehawk]

jack and undead start to fight
Dude in the background: Will you all be quiet!!!!!Hey, everyday you all fight and stuff. you with youre conquering, and you with your rum, cant you all be normal?
-skeletons leave-
Jack: You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST-
Dude: SHUT IT!

[Chris]

Skelly 1: Hey! You need to pay the dock toll of 1 shilling!
Jack: I need to wha?
Skelly 2: Ever since some fellow by the name of jack sparrow escaped his clutches he has been having us take names and payment for all who dock here.
Skelly 1: To be honest I don't even think its fair pay, fine undead men like us deserve a little more, I mean Joey over there has a wife and kids.
Jack: I completely agree how about 3 shillings and we forget the name?
Skelly 2: Welcome to Port Royal Mr. Smith.

[Piplupower]

"that dockworker is going to need that hammer..."

[bartholomew bladeroberts]

those undead over there are going to need more than a 50 barrel blunderbuss if think this is the day they will catch captain jack sparrow

[seafox]

First Skel: Ha Ha Ha, will ye take a look over thar! It be Jacko the staggering pirate! Hey, Jack, the rums all gone mate!!


Second Skel: Ya, take a look at that get-up! Be he goin to a costume party ye reckon?


Jack: Thinks....(hmmm...how do they know about the party? If I defend my own honor, I'll be late...and in recognition of that fact, I shall avoid getting mussed at this juncture and take the crate.)

[Nate Swordwalker]

Skeleton without pistol: "Are you sure it is him?"

Skeleton with pistol looks closer

Skeleton with pistol: "Positive."

Skeletons walk towards the dock worker

Skeleton without gun: "We were told by Jolly Roger himself to come down here and arrest you! Surrender now!"

Dockworker: "What for? I would like some proof!

Skeleton with gun aims gun at dockworker

Jack walks up behind skeletons

Jack: "What is all this talk of arresting this poor chap about?"

Skeleton with gun: "We were told to come down here and arrest a fellow by the name of 'Jake Sparrow'!

Skeleton without gun: "It's JACK Sparrow you dimwit!"

Skeleton with gun: "Ah, yes, Jack Sparrow!"

Jack: "Jack and I are good friends, would ye like to know where he be?"

Skeletons: "Aye!"

Jack: "Ok! He be... Right here!"

Jack unsheathes his cutlass and puts it up in a defensive move

Skeletons: "It's him! Don't let him get away!"

Jack slices the stomach of both skeletons with one slash

Jack to the dockworker: "Have a good day mate!"

Dockworker: "Bless your soul, Jack Sparrow!"

Jack: "That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"

THE END

Was that too long?

[Dog Firestack]

Jack Sparrow: * Looks at the skellies * Gah! Good thing I put on some moisturizer today!

Undead 1: There he is Jack Sparrow!

Undead 2: You go get him you have the pistol.

Jack Sparrow: By a series of misfortune events I have no choice but to not let you capture me.
* Runs to the dockworker *

Dockworker: Arr hop in the box.

Jack Sparrow: Thanks, you'll probably need that err thing-a-ma-bob you have in your hand there. * Jumps in * Arr this is a horrible day, the rum's gone, I lost me beautiful ship, I met some bad men who don't wear moisturizer and most importantly, I lost me hat! Oh, forgot my catch phrase, This will be the day you almost caught Captain *box shuts and hits jack in the head *

Skeleton 1: Hey Jack Sparrow's getting away!

Jack Sparrow: That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow for your information.

[gefran91]

SK1: yo man check out them dreads! aint we be looking for someone with dreads?
SK2: nah fool we be looking for captain sparrow and im certain hes got a green Mohawk
SK1: yo fleshy hold up, Inst it true that Jack Sparrow has a green Mohawk, or dreads?
Sparrow:neither my good gents, Jack Sparrow sports a flashy pink bowl cut, and he just set sail not five minutes ago to Singapore.
SK1: oh snap we missed him, we better tell Jolly
Sparrow: so long gentlemen Im sure Jolly will be pleased with what I told ya

[Cannonfury]

Sparrow: This is the day....I join Jolly Rogers army!!!

skeletons: hahahahah nothing will stop us now!!!!

[Luckie OClover]

Here is my attempt

[Crestshot]

Oh hey, I just realized I haven't posted here yet... huh. Well, for my caption:

Skeleton (left): Where be Jack Sparrow, the yellow coward?
Skeleton (right): Aye, Jolly Roger has a debt that needs to be paid.
Sparrow: Well you see my fine gentleman, it be not what you be needing to find that needs to be found. It be that need for the need of discovery that one always feels the need for. Savvy?
Dockworker: Why did I have to come in today of all days....

[Charles Darkwolf]

Here is mine.

Sparrow: I be needing your help mate. You see those two undead nasties behind me? They be looking for Captain Jack Sparrow to bring back to their master, and that can't happen. Savvy?

So what I be needing you to do is to tell them that the Jack Sparrow that sacked Nassau without firing a single shot be not on this Island. Tell them that he be headin' for Tortuga, yes... definately Tortuga.

What be in it for you you say? Of course you be thinking it even if you weren't thinking of it... were you thinking of it? Nevermind. Of course I'll be paying you in gold for your help, or rather a picture of gold but it be a fine picture of gold. So... will you be helpin' me, Mate?

[Captain Del]

"Ey, isn't he supposed to be INSIDE the Faithful Bride!?"

[Leon Dreadflint]

*Jack Sparrow sharpens his sword*
Bandit: Is that Jack Sparrow!? I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH!
Raider: Hey stupid... That is the guy we are supposed to KILL. Remember who we work for?
Bandit: ...Um... The Flying Dutchman??
Raider: NO! Jolly Roger!
Jack: Hey. I can give you my autograph. If you let me fry your friend.
Raider: Wha! No-
Bandit: Sure!
*Sword slices through Raider*
Jack: Here you go!
Bandit: WOW! Thanks!
Jack: No, thank YOU.
Jack thinks: You weren't the real problem anyways.

[Matthew Sternrage]

"Take us to Los Padres Fleshling!"
"Right after I sharpen my blade, savvy?"