July 2010 Caption Contest

[James Bladefury]

Skeleton Bob: "You there, the man in the red bandana!"
Jack Sparrow: "Aye mate?"
Skeleton Bob: "We're looking for the Padres Del fuego Cookout... is this the right place?"
Jack Sparrow: "That depends, would you like your friend medium rare, or well done?
Skeleton Joseph screams
Skeleton Bob: "Come back here Joseph, Jolly Roger won't be happy to see you missing!!

[Davy Bluekidd]

Skeleton 1: Is that the guy we are looking for?
Skeleton 2: Kind of...
Jack Sparrow: Hello there...
Skeleton 1: FREEZE!
Skeleton 2: Hold it or else...
Jack Sparrow: How is Jolly doing?
Skeleton 1: Does it matter?
Skeleton 2: He is angry...
Jack Sparrow: Does he every give ye guys a vacation?
Skeleton 1: Well no...
Jack Sparrow: Then why can't you be elsewhere when he does not know?
Skeleton 2: Well someone has to kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Well if there was no me then you wont need to be here to kill me.
Skeleton 2: Well...
Jack leaves the scene...
Skeleton 1: Jack left!
Skeleton 2: Well that means we don't need to be here to attack him.
The skeletons leave the scene...

[angel 4ever]

skeleton 1: hey u! ya u with the dreads u think ur better then us!!
skeleton 2: i think he dose thing hes better then us!!
jack sparrow: who me? of course not mate i think were all equal just because i still have hair and non rotting skin doesnt change a thing.....
skeleton 1: maybe he doesnt think hes better then us
skeleton 2: i guess not oh well have a nice day!
skeleton 1: now that thats over lets look for the jack guy
guy in back ground : just keep working and maybe they will go away

[Isaiah Ropeswine]

Undead Grenaider: Whoa! Where are we?
Jack Sparrow: Arrgh! Looks like this Tepcat pirate photoshop'd us in here.
Undead Raider: Ooooooo..... I think she made my nails more sparkly.
Jack Sparrow: Don't worry bout that made! We just need to find a way out of here!
Undead Grenaider: I believe the only way to get out of here is to declare a winner for funniest caption.
Undead Raider: That Isaiah Ropey..... His story is real funny. And we're in it.
Jack Sparrow: You heard em Mods! Vote Isaiah Ropey for the 2010 Caption Contest.

[Raven Trueheart]

Jack talking to the fellow in back: "Arrrrg Matey, don't be nailin' that there crate up just yet,
Cause we're gonna have some skeleton bones to ship back to Jolly shortly!!!!"

[Jello743]

Skelly 1 : Hey Jack hows it hanging?
Skelly 2 : Shut up you fool! Were here to bring him back to the island!
Skelly 1 : Ik but im not feeling that mean right now
Skelly 2 : When Jolly Heres about this You'll...
Skelly 1 : Wait! Wait! Wait! You mean Jolly is a famous Italian record company founded in 1958 by Walter Guertler!
Skelly 2 : -_- That year hasn't come yet! Btw how do you know?
Skelly 1 : Uhh nvm
Jack : Hello mates do you know where i can find Jolly?
Skelly 2 : Yeah! all u have to do is come with us!
Skelly 1 : No he means Jolly the recording company
Jack : No i mean the place in Texas
Skelly 2 : Whats Texas?
Skelly 1 : Its a state In the USA
Skelly 2 : How in the world do you guys no about this????!!!???
Skelly 1 : ( Pics up his magazine and puts it behind his back )

[magicmarbels]

Jack Sparrow: "Maybe if i pretend i don't see them they'll go away."

[charlottegold]

Skeleton 1 : Do you think I would look good in that outfit and hair?


Skeleton 2 : Let's get him and find out. The prices for clothes here are too high!


Jack Sparrow : I think I'll be keeping my clothes savvy (and then runs)

[charle88]

I'm horrible at captions, but here is my attempt.

Undead Grenadier: Okay, we seem to be at the right location...Hey! Is that who I think it is!?
Undead Brigand:Yeah, I see him too! It's that one guy from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie!
Undead Grenadier: Who was he again? Uh, John Crow? No. Jack Falcon...no
Undead Brigand: I think it was Jack Sparrow!
Undead Grenadier: Oh yeah! Hi Jack Sparrow!
Undead Brigand:Yeah what he said!
Jack Sparrow:Please no autographs!
Undead Brigand: We're not here for autographs! We have been sent by Jolly Roger to assassinate a certian man...
Undead Grenadier: (slaps Brigand) Don't tell him about our secret missions!
Undead Brigand: oh yeah! (shouts to everybody) NEVER MIND!! WE ARE CERTAINLY NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY IN PARTICULAR BECAUSE JOLLY ROGER DID NOT SEND US ON A SECRET MISSION!!!! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WALKING CORPSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DOCK!!!
Undead Grenadier: (Facepalms)
Undead Brigand:Hee hee! They don't suspect a thing!
Shipwright: I heard that!
Undead Brigand: No you didn't!
Undead Grenadier: Yes he did! The whole town heard you!
Undead Brigand: Oh they did? Uh... ATTENTION!!!
Undead Grenadier: (Groans and shakes head)
Undead Brigand: NONE OF YOU HEARD WHAT I HAVE JUST SAID!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! NONE OF YOU HEARD ANYTHING!! NOW JUST GO BACK TO YOUR REGULAR BUSINESS SO WE CAN WORK ON OUR SECRET MISSION HANDED OUT TO US BY JOLLY ROGER!!!
Undead Grenadier: Great, now the whole town nows! Why was I assigned to you?
Undead Brigand: Well excuse me if Jolly Roger chooses by throwing name-cards in the air and picking up a random one!
Jack: Uh, I could help you find the person on which you are looking for. Who my that lucky or unlucky boy/and/or gal be? I do have a hunch that you're looking for someone I personally know..
Undead Brigand: We can't tell you, it's a secret.
Jack Sparrow: IWell I do not want to interfere with your quest then. I bid you a farewell! (runs away)
Undead Grenadier:Okaaay, now back to business...Jolly Roger wants us to find a guy called Johnny Depp...The compass star is saying that our target s moving away from us...
Undead Brigand:We've looked everywhere and we still can't find him! Where could he be?

[Tuefenhandel]

How about...............

[Captin Spencer]

Jack: These Skeletons keep coming back i think they love me