Corrupt a wish

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted. But it came from the dollar store and sinks after five minutes.

I wish for a pet panda.

[CarribeanThunder]

Granted. You get Panda3D.

I wish for something.

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, but seeing as you asked for something, and nearly everything in the world could be classed as something, it all falls on top of you, and you are crushed.

I wish Cuba will be destroyed.

[andyspins]

Granted, but you're on Cuba

I wish for a watch.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but the watch is the detonator for a bomb in your pocket. When you try to set the time,........ well...... you know what happens next.

I wish to wish a wish and swish for fish on my Ish wish dish! (if you know what i'm talking about)

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted - that was Gibberish for 'I wish for my trousers to fall down'.

I wish for a Thing of Great Wonder.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but that thing happens to be the greenish meat.

I wish you would understand English. (that was Dr. Seuss!)

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, but Dr. Seuss isn't classed as English... (classed as nonsense)

I wish for a long journey...

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but you die along the way.

I wish that you would get me rum! please?????

[Tiberius Fireskull]

You want MY rum? Okay then...

I wish for a slice of ham.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted. But it came from me...

I wish for Jack Sparrow's rum.

[andyspins]

Granted but only 1 ounce is left.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

No wishes... nun4u

I wish people would start posting more.

[andyspins]

Granted but everybody gets threds mixed up and its chaos of people posting (seemingly) random things.

I wish for a active friendly guild of 500 loyal guild members eternally.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

And I wish that people arent so involved in celebreties lives... which means NO, andy, I dont think there is such thing.


I wish for new throwing knives.