July 2010 Caption Contest

[Andrew]

Jolly & friends before the Invasions...

Jolly: Are ye mongrels ready to take down all that's in yer way?
Undead: Aye, master.
Undead2: Not really, considering we already have.
Jolly: What do ye mean by that?
Undead2: Oh c'mon we've tried this time and time again and you are always the last one to be taken down by those pitiful pirates!
Jolly: Aye, ye be right.
Undead: We shan't loose this battle!

Jolly & friends during Invasions...

Jolly: Let's crush Padres, don't let anyone stand in me way! FIGHT!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Undead: *runs into battle - encounters pirate*
Pirate: *sweep - kills undead*
Undead: Ouch.
Undead2: How did that hurt savvy??! Yer already dead!
Undead: Aye, that still hurt.
Jolly: Fight you mongrels, fight!
Undead: *encounters pirate again*
Undead: I feel like I have been here before...
Undead2: You have.
Pirate: *looks at undead* say don't I know you?
Undead: Why yes, ye killed me already, no point in ye doing it again.
Jolly: Finish him off!
Undead: *attacks pirate*
Pirate: Argh! Now ye have done it! *attacks undead and kills, again*
Undead: GAH!
Undead2: Hahahahahaha
Jolly: Undead2, why aren't ye in battle?
Undead2: Um... you see, I um.... I have battle sickness! Yea that's it!
Jolly: I'll show ye battle sickness!
Jolly: *throws a sword at undead2 - Undead2 falls into water*
Jolly: Now ye will be sick! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA

Jolly inside Invasions...

Jolly: Let me show ye how it's done!
Undead: Have fun... *retreats*
*Jolly get killed by pirates*
Jolly: These pitiful pirates are foiling me plans! Fall back! Retreat!
Undead: Been there.
Jolly: *takes undead2 out of ocean* ye were right, I am always last to be defeated.

[Enlightened]

Pirate 1: Yes, I just don't see how we are going to do that.
Pirate 2: I have an idea.
Pirate 1: What?
Pirate 2: Sparrow, we know all your secrets!
Sparrow: *stops running* Every one of them?
Pirate 2: Yes.
Sparrow: Oh.. is there something I can help you two with?
Both: