July 2010 Caption Contest

[Nate Swordwalker]

Skeleton without pistol: "Are you sure it is him?"

Skeleton with pistol looks closer

Skeleton with pistol: "Positive."

Skeletons walk towards the dock worker

Skeleton without gun: "We were told by Jolly Roger himself to come down here and arrest you! Surrender now!"

Dockworker: "What for? I would like some proof!

Skeleton with gun aims gun at dockworker

Jack walks up behind skeletons

Jack: "What is all this talk of arresting this poor chap about?"

Skeleton with gun: "We were told to come down here and arrest a fellow by the name of 'Jake Sparrow'!

Skeleton without gun: "It's JACK Sparrow you dimwit!"

Skeleton with gun: "Ah, yes, Jack Sparrow!"

Jack: "Jack and I are good friends, would ye like to know where he be?"

Skeletons: "Aye!"

Jack: "Ok! He be... Right here!"

Jack unsheathes his cutlass and puts it up in a defensive move

Skeletons: "It's him! Don't let him get away!"

Jack slices the stomach of both skeletons with one slash

Jack to the dockworker: "Have a good day mate!"

Dockworker: "Bless your soul, Jack Sparrow!"

Jack: "That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"

THE END

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