Get The Lost Sword of El Patron

[Ropeburn]

I eat ur sword.

Yumm, I like the taste of legendary..

[CaptainMonkeys]

I make Ropeburn throw it up by feeding her... BROCCOLI (dun dun dun!!!)

I wipe it off, pick it up, and run away.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

While CM is busy hiding, I sneak up behind, whack him over the head with an oar, and then take the sword with me to Bora Bora, where I place it in the care of the all-powerful Crab.

[Jibby]

I bought the crab at an alaskan crab market and find the sword inside his stomach. My Sword.

[Sith kinght pirate]

i make the crabservent ake him t the sword and destory it forever

[charle88]

You soon realize that that wasn't the real sword at all! It was a wooden one painted gold! All along I had the real sword, and I sail away with it.

[muffin pirate]

I give him cargo full of food, he accepts it, and rides away. Underneath the food, are grenades... Charle blows up

[Nate Swordwalker]

Instead of grenades, you actually painted oranges black. I rendezvous with Charle at Kingshead and double cross him and ditch him in the fort while I run away with the sword.

[CaptainMonkeys]

You meet up with the Wanted Chicken (see my avatar) and before you can call for help, he pecks at your leg and you drop the sword. While the chicken is distracted, I run in and grab the sword.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I use my almighty Shadow Sorceror powers and make the sword appear in my hands. Then I curse it so that anyone who is not me turns into a porcupine if they touch it.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

I find the chicken, shoot the chicken, roast the chicken, and eat it. Then I chase after CM, ill-advisedly throw him into an active volcano, and take the little sword for myself. Then I seal myself in a pocket dimension and trigger a world-wide catastrophe which destroys all threats to my control of the sword. I then expand the pocket dimension, forming a new world where strange life thrives, and I can live alone with my sword, and wilson my favorite dummy.

[Sith kinght pirate]

i pressed a buttion and aall lost sword blew up then i find a lostsword from a grave digger then send the sword to mars XD

[muffin pirate]

I call my friend on mars (No Coverage BTW) and get the sword!

[Sith kinght pirate]

i put the sword back on mars in the center

[James Bladefury]

I fly to mars and take the sword, and break the sword into several parts which I feed to great white sharks.