Get The Lost Sword of El Patron

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Bravo! Luckily, he trained me in the art of sword forging before he passed on (Yes, Solomon is that old). I forge the sword anew, and curse it anew with my demonic powers, before returning to my home dimension with it. No mortal may look upon this dimension and retain their sanity, and those who have no sanity, and yet enter it, will be destroyed immediately.

[Catherine Ironcutter]

You become mortal right as you go into your home, and go insane. I then brainwash you, and convince you to give me the sword. I then put it in a steel box, and toss the box into the lava on Padres. It sinks to the bottom, into the rock under the lava. I then toss 99 identical steel boxes with rocks in them into the lava, and they repeat the process. All the boxes have highly explosive mines in them. When anything besides the lava touches them, they will explode, taking the sword with them.