Get The Lost Sword of El Patron

[Tiberius Fireskull]

You are blinded from your smoke bomb, and you blunder into me. I take the lost sword, warp you to the inescapable realm where everyone else is, and you can fight over the lost sword in that realm.

Now let me be! Its my lost sword!

[Catherine Ironcutter]

I find a tiny tiny little mistake... the water only *really* goes out for 10 feet, then falls off the edge of the world, which ends up in our world. I get 20 trees, and turn them upside down into the water. I then jump on the tree trunks all the way to our world. I then drink a Shrinkin' Grog, and then turn invisible. I grab the sword from you when you set it down, and toss it to the ground. I jump up and down on it until it smashes into 50 trillion pieces. I then go sailing, dumping a million pieces at a time at intervals around the edge of the world. I then sail back to Padres. I forge 999 identical swords that look exactly the same as the original, but ghost mode maroons you at a random point in the sky one million feet above the sea. If you move the slightest bit, you fall into the sea. Oh, and by the way, your teleport totems don't work that high up. You have to be less than 100 feet above the sea for them to work. I then put a curse on each of the identical swords, that once someone uses Ghost Mode, the sword self-destructs. I then place the swords in trees, rocks, bushes, the volcano on Padres, in Navy Forts, in barrels and crates on Kingshead, in flytraps, anywhere they'll fit.