Get The Lost Sword of El Patron

[stpehen]

i drink a potion to look like davy and steal the sword.

i then remove all curses from it and turn it invisible. i drop the sword into the padres volcano and make the volcano dormant. the volcano cannot be accessed for 500 years!

[Catherine Ironcutter]

I take high-tech grenades and blow open the mountain. I then throw sand and dirt all over the place so I can find the sword. The dirt settles on the swords edge, I pick up the sword, I bury it in a chest in an undisclosed place, and place spells on the chest so anyone who digs it up will immediately become undead for the rest of their life. They will only be allowed to use crude weapons and wear crude clothing.