Create a Story where we each say a sentence.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

The monkey suddenly encounters an alligator, which eats said monkey, realizing of course that the following statement is part of the original sentence: unfortunately for said alligator, said monkey was too large for said alligator to swallow whole, resulting in said alligator's choking on said monkey's sorry carcass; of course, said alligator, like all alligators, hates the world in which it was born, and to cause more trouble, walked over to a fresh-water source, which is then poisoned by said alligator's rotting corpse, causing (indirectly) the death of an entire nearby community, which relied on said water source, which of course raises this question: can any of you, within grammatical limits, create a sentence longer than this?

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Originally Posted by KeeperOfTheCode

The monkey suddenly encounters an alligator, which eats said monkey, realizing of course that the following statement is part of the original sentence: unfortunately for said alligator, said monkey was too large for said alligator to swallow whole, resulting in said alligator's choking on said monkey's sorry carcass; of course, the alligator, like all alligators, hates the world in which it was born, and to cause more trouble, walked over to a fresh-water source, which is then poisoned by said alligator's rotting corpse, which poisons said water source, causing (indirectly) the death of an entire nearby community, which relied on said water source, which of course raises this question: can any of you, within grammatical limits, create a sentence longer than this?

No... I dont think so.

Davy gets up, launches his ship, then sails to Tortuga to buy more rum.

[angel 4ever]

then davys ship while sailing hits a really big storm