Corrupt a wish

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted, but then you become a power hungry monster, and you get attacked by a huge pack of bloodthirsty, angry pirates. A fate worse than death.

I wish that they added stinger stew (the potion that turns you into a scorpion for 5 minutes) back into the game, and I can easily make it, and drink it.

[Jibby]

Granted, but you get attacked by people needing scorpions for quest.

I wish that the person that corrupts my wish has their wish corrupted. I win. :-)