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11-09-2010, 12:47 AM
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I survive and open the air hatch. You explode and drown at the same time. Then, I make a deal with Davy Jones to resurrect the ship. He does, but I have to make him a deal. I offer him the souls of Davy and Jack. He accepts.
ICOTRS (I'm captain of the resurrected ship.) |
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11-09-2010, 12:54 AM
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Davy Jones finds me annoying, so he lets me free. I fly out of the ocean, and land on Witchdawka Dayn, breaking every bone in his body. I then get up, brush my clothes off, and resume being Captain of this ship.
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11-09-2010, 12:57 AM
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You break every bone in my body... sculpture. I keep a life size replica of myself around at all times, for security reasons and to scare people. I then sift your head with a well tossed Sidewinder.
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11-09-2010, 01:24 AM
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That was my stunt quadruple (what are we on now...?) Favy Direskull. I kill you when you aren't looking.
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#6
11-09-2010, 02:10 AM
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Yes, You Jefferson is my favorite cannoneer. You will pay for killing him, Davy. I then keelhaul you, an old pirate punishment which involved dragging one under the ship and getting cut by the razor sharp barnacles on the hull. I "forget" to take you out and you drown.
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11-09-2010, 02:44 AM
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I buy my own ship.
ICOTS. |
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11-09-2010, 02:50 AM
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It's a light sloop. It sinks in a drizzle.
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11-09-2010, 02:51 AM
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I then persuade Davy Jones to bring back a ship of the line by the name of Queen Anne's Revenge for me.
ICOTS. |
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11-09-2010, 02:52 AM
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Since you are historically inaccurate, Bosun from Davy Jone's crew is made captain.
ICOTS... Well, my ship. |
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11-09-2010, 02:54 AM
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I persuade him to jump overboard. I declare myself captain. Nobody objects.
ICOTS. |
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#12
11-09-2010, 02:55 AM
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You slip on the deck on your way up the stairs. Somehow, this makes you explode.
ICOMS (I'm captain of my ship) |
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#13
11-09-2010, 02:57 AM
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I reform on your ship, and keelhaul you for keeping on interfering with my fate, even though your not even on my other ship!
ICOYS. I'm Captain of your ship. |
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11-09-2010, 03:00 AM
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I cleaned the ship's hull just before. It's like a nice bubble bath, with a hold your breath contest mixed in. I cut the rope whilst on my way down, causing it to sling around and decapitate you. I then swim up and crawl on deck; and the crew, thinking I was Poseidon, crowns me captain.
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11-09-2010, 03:03 AM
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Got to admit, that was funny.
I use your voodoo powers to reattach my head. I then throw you overboard, two water-filled barrels tied to your legs, into shark-infested waters. ICOTS. |
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