November 2010 Carol Parody Contest

[GeorgeTreasurestealer]

Jack The sandman.
Was a Rum Stealer he was.
With a Red Slash Belt and a white puffy shirt.
and some black eye shadow
Jack the sandman.
is a pirate they say!
he was made of sand
but the pirates know
how he stole some rum that day!
There must've been some gold in that old sword they found
For when they gave him that sword.
he did a little jig
Jack The Sandman
was as sandy as can be!
and all the pirates said!
he could sing and dance on a sloop!
just as same as u and me!
so he said let's sail
and we'll get some rum
now before i blow away!
Down to tortuga
with a tonic in his hand
running here and there all over the place
saying get me rum if ye can!
He led them down to the docks!
right to the dock worker
and heard RUM!!!!!!
Jack the sandman.
had to scurvy to his rum
but he danced a jig
saying heres some rum!
I"ll be at the bar!
Yo Ho Yo Ho
Yo Ho Yo Ho
Watch jack go!
Yo Ho Yo Ho
Yo Ho Yo Ho
Over the hills of tortuga!