Captain of the Ship

[WitchdoctorDan]

You then decide to do a quick match in Call of Duty: Black Ops. You become addicted. After 24 hours, you aren't paying much attention to anything else. A guild by the name of "Rouge Covenant" comes by and "liberates" your ship. The GM takes the wheel. I flip a coin over the edge and he goes after it. I then take the wheel, offering bans to anyone who opposes. No one opposes. We then disable your wireless router, causing you to shoot yourself from boredom.

ICOTS.

(I went to a midnight release of the new Call of Duty, of course I'm making a joke about it.)

[SEAKING23]

I am now the emperor of every place in the world, except the Caribbean. I amass a huge army and a huge fleet, and they crush your puny little guild and the navy and eitc pee in the pants and run away, when we open fire and slaughter them. everyone on this thread goes in that Little boat of yours, but we have voodoo ppl who sense you as you try to throw a torch at use, and we blow you to davy jones locker and back. i also shoot everyone in the Caribbean, and they are replaced by my citizens. jolly and davy jones are owned. long story short: no one is in the carribean, except my huge fleet. when i shot jolly and davy, there voodoo went to me, and i put a curse on anyone who decides to over throw my rule. they automatically die.
I'M EMPEROR OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!