George The Noob and the Quest for the Lost Burrito

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Ha! EPIC chapter Davy! I will try and get the next chapter out by at least tomorrow, cause I'm leaving on Wednesday which means I gonna pack on tuesday :P ANYWAY, enough with my turkey day plans and prepare for them to set sail on the most epic journey in POTCO history!

EDIT: I'm writing the last chapter in word right now cause I got nothin better to do. should be out by later today, cuz its midnight right now

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Chapter 6:The Noobtasticular Quest Begins

George had trouble sleeping. He was finally going on a quest! At least he thought so. Wait, he thought? That doesn't sound right. ANYWAY, he didn't sleep all night, so when it came dawn and Anton woke him, he was SUPER tired.

"NOZ!!!!! I DON WANNA WAKZ UP!!!!! " George screamed at him.

"Get up you fool! If you don't you won't be able to find the lost burrito! Or prove yourself!"

"BLAH!!!!!! Okie " He screamed before getting up. He jumped up, grabbed a banana for Banana, and then put on salt a pepper as if it was deodorant.

"YAYZ! I smelz good "

"Yes…. Um…. Okay….?" Anton said questionably. They set out to the docks. Britney was there already.

"You idiot! Where have you been?!" He screamed at George.

"Shutz up Britney " George told him. They stood there for about 5 minutes, then Banana poked her head up over the hill. She came down the small trail and George handed her the banana.

"Uh…. Herez u go Banana I likez bananaz likez I likez u! " George told her, throwing his arms up into the air as he said it.

"Aww. Thank you George!" she said.

" iz no problemz." They stood there for what seemed like another hour before Brandy showed up. He was stumbling along. He stopped at the top of the hill, took one step, slipped, and rolled all the way down. When he reached the bottom he kept going, and took out Britney at the legs. Britney fell flat on his face. Brandy then stood up and yelled.

"WOOOO!!!!" He then continued by throwing up.

"WHY DO ALL OF YOU HAVE TO BE MINDLESS FOOLS?!" Britney said as he got himself up. No one said anything. They all just starred at George, waiting for him to tell them what to do.

"Huh? What? k. OKIE! Soooooooooo….. we iz gonna go on teh Barnacle Brig and we iz gonna sailz it n stuf." They walked over to the end of the dock, where George's ship was. They all looked down at it. Everyone's reaction was different.

"You expect us to sail on that piece of--"

"A mighty *hic* fine vessel you *hic* got my boy!" Brandy said interrupting Britney.

"WOW! How did you get the wood so dark?" Banana asked.

"Uh… is it safe?" Anton said.

"Ya mm hmm k. Teh bestest boat thingee magiger EVA!" George screamed. George jumped from the top of the dock to the boat. When he landed the wood cracked a little. Brandy tried jumping next, but he completely missed the boat. Instead he hit the water in a belly flop several feet away. Banana jumped next. George tried to catch her, but she landed right next to him. Britney didn't jump. Being the lameo that he was, he climbed the rope ladder down. Anton grabbed Brandy from the water and put him on the boat.

"Now we iz gon sailz awayz from tis port n stuf k?" George told them. He grabbed the wheel. George was doing a good job of sailing. For about the first four minutes. Banana was up in the crows nest and she yelled down.

"Reef ahead!"

"REEF??? WUT IN TEH POOPIE IZ A REEF?????" George screamed back. He let them ride closer and closer to the reef. They were about to hit it when Anton flew by and yelled.

"George! Give me the wheel!" George didn't let go so Anton socked him in the stomach. He then grabbed the wheel and jerked it to the right. The entire crew of three flew across the ship. The boat barely missed it, and continued on.

"I believe it is time for the intelligent bug to drive!" Britney screamed.

"Hush ur faceness Britney." George told him. Anton continued to steer.

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They sailed for what seemed to be forever and ever. Brandy had thrown up over the side at least 50 times. They were all getting bored. It got to the point where George started listening to Britney because he was so bored.

"George, why don't you come play poker with Brandy and I?" Banana asked.

"Uh…. Watevurz." He said as he sat down. Brandy was about to deal when Anton screamed.

"VERY LARGE NAVAL SHIP AHEAD! 24 BROADSIDE CANNONS! THERE LOOKS TO BE A CREW OF 10 ON IT! PREPARE THE CANNONS!"

"Well this *hic* has got *hic* to be interesting!" Brandy said with joy. Just then they could here the yells of the opposing ship. They too were preparing for a fight. But some of them sounded like laughs.


Well ya, that was Chapter 6 Chapter 7 coming whenever we have the time lol.