November 2010 Carol Parody Contest

[Robin Yerloot]

To Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer.

Darkhart the Undead Raider
You know Sandspine and Bloodless,
Bonebreaker and Boris,
Evan and Thaddeus,
and Blackheart and Francis.
But do you recall?
The most famous Undead Boss of all.....

Darkhart the Undead Raider (Raider)
Was the baddest undead of all! (Worse than Timothy!)
He never let the pirates, (Pirates)
take the precious loot he holds. (Like Booty!)

All of the hearty Pirates, (Pirates)
Could never seem to take him down, (Back to Jail!)
And he would wreak his havoc, (Havoc)
Upon the people of the Padres Town. (Oh No!)

Then a legend came arround,
that spoke of a lost sword.
And all the pirates flocked to him
To raid the loot he stored.

Then his reign of terror ended. (Yo Ho!)
And the townspeople felt at peace, (Finally!)
But now poor General Darkhart,
Has his loot raided relentlessly!