Barnacle is here!

[Jack Shipsteel]

Welcome to the forums!

Now, before you go stumbling into this crazy place, allow me to give you some.. advice.

1) Steal no rum, lend no rum.
2) Stay semi-sane.
3) Always remember to.... this call has been disconnected.
4) Mind the trees.
5) In case of emergency, break glass and read rule number 5. And no, a rum drought is not a big enough emergency.

Also, enjoy some of me finest rum. It's not nessecarily "fresh," but good things age well over time.