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[Captain Del]

Ahoy there Dog! Welcome to the forums! Tell me, are you a fine ole pirate like you seem to be, or are you one of those heartless money-brugging spies who everyday try to infiltrate my home and steal my secret chocolate recipe, which I spent all of my life and my saving's slaving over to perfect?

...A pirate? Good!

Kick back, relax, and enjoy the forums! If you ever need anything, just Private Message myself, or any of the other fine members that lurk in these waters.

And Jason, don't try to weasel out of your shift on Tuesday. Wednesday is fine

[CaptainMonkeys]

Originally Posted by muffin pirate

Well Dog. The first rule around here is to respect me and me only! The rest of them just think of your personal servants.

Haha I kid. Welcome aboard Mate! May you join us in our own Madness.

Your tree shift starts Monday BTW...

Monday? Why wait! It starts RIGHT NOW!

Originally Posted by Captain Jason

He needs a shift later than Monday! Give him some time to relax! Hows Tuesday?

Main Rule: Earn your rum unless you want it stolen back.

Nobody is allowed to change shifts but me.

Originally Posted by Captain Del

Ahoy there Dog! Welcome to the forums! Tell me, are you a fine ole pirate like you seem to be, or are you one of those heartless money-brugging spies who everyday try to infiltrate my home and steal my secret chocolate recipe, which I spent all of my life and my saving's slaving over to perfect?

...A pirate? Good!

Kick back, relax, and enjoy the forums! If you ever need anything, just Private Message myself, or any of the other fine members that lurk in these waters.

And Jason, don't try to weasel out of your shift on Tuesday. Wednesday is fine

Are you Willie Wonka? O_O


Welcome to POF! I'm probably the only non-rum-crazy pirate here.

[Dog Gunmorgan]

Originally Posted by Captain Del

Ahoy there Dog! Welcome to the forums! Tell me, are you a fine ole pirate like you seem to be, or are you one of those heartless money-brugging spies who everyday try to infiltrate my home and steal my secret chocolate recipe, which I spent all of my life and my saving's slaving over to perfect?

...A pirate? Good!

Kick back, relax, and enjoy the forums! If you ever need anything, just Private Message myself, or any of the other fine members that lurk in these waters.

And Jason, don't try to weasel out of your shift on Tuesday. Wednesday is fine

thanks captain! I would like to consider myself a decent pirate and those spies are annoying... they are alway trying to steal me special rum recipe! haha

[Chimera Doll]

Welcome to the forums, Dog!