I'm here.....

[Jack Shipsteel]

Board up the windows! Sink the meat ships! Burn the Butcher's! The dreaded monster is here!

Welcome to the forums, beasty! We have already met, although, not on the nest of occasions... anywho, I hope you enjoy yourself here, and do that monster thing you do!

Now, normally I'd warn you about rum. But you're the reason that I get food poisoning from rum every 2 weeks. So, instead, I'll surrender the one bottle of meat-infused rum I have over to you, and wish you well!

Mind the trees.