The Old Me

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Ah yes, that was back in the day when I believed in the Kraken. I remember going on my ship with a friend and taking off my shirt, showing off a tattoo I had of The Kraken eating a ship. I thought it might attract it. Ahh, good times... good, nooby times.

[Captain Celtics]

This reminds me of some of my nooby moments.

Me and my bud Jhon would run around a Giant Crab with our voodoo dolls for about 10 minutes just trying to defeat the darn thing.

Another friend of mine, named John, took me sailing and was baffled that I had no clue what an Ogre was, and I marveled at it as it sank.

First time I stumbled across Tormenta, I thought the Flotsams in the first little cave when you enter were some sort of US Army guys on patrol.

And I miss swimming to the back beaches of Padres....