Just to say hello

[Kat Five Knives]

WELCOME SALEM.

Ah.. well first of all.. I have some words of wisdom.

You will be FINE here if you follow these STRICT guidelines:

1. It's true.. the greenish meat is bad.. REAL bad.
2. Stealth is crazy.. just take what he says with a grain of salt.
3. Do the opposite of anything The Skirata Clan tells you ( he likes that )
4. Hammy is not really a squirrel
5. Mr. Awesome is.. well .. you know...
6. NEVER EVER think you are immune from the ban thread.
7. If you find Crestshot's rum stash, you must report it immediately to me.

Oh.. and I'm always right.

just sayin'

WELCOME TO POF MATE.