George The Noob and the Quest for the Lost Burrito

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And again, it is time for another epic chapter!

P.S. James. It's both Davy and I's story. But I started it :P

Teh Interview

Jolly came down the stairs slowly. The noise of his donkey leg stirred George.

"omg!!!!! HORSEY!!" George shouted with glee. Jolly reached the bottom of the stairs, turned to George, and slapped him with the back of his meatless hand. George collapsed on the spot. His fingers twitched.

"Pick up that greasy 'human' and bring him along, Tim." Jolly said, nudging the motionless George with his foot. Jolly walked back up the stairs with his hands behind his back. He shouted from the top, " And bring the others along too!"

"Yes Captain!" Tim yelled back. He collected everyone and led them up front while he threw George over his shoulder.

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Tim guided them to the Captain's Quarters. Poor Banana had to support the weight of two people. Brandy was still drunk as to be, and Britney, with one leg, wasn't able to support himself. Tim had his hands full, so he dropped George into the door, opening it wide.

"He makes a wonderful door-stopper." He mumbled to himself. He led the others in, poking their backs with his sword. Inside, Jolly sat at a large, rotten table. He was sitting on a stool that looked twice as bad as the table. George woke up as Tim dragged him forward to close the door. He looked at the table.

"u knows, u should meet teh vikings. dey haz nice furniture." George noted, scrunching his face at the sight of everything in the room. Jolly glared at him.

"Enough of the nonsense boy." He commanded.

"but teh table iz-"

"NO MORE!"

"stoopid guy say no."

"NO! Wait.... You're pushing it!"

"pushing wut? i has been pulled all dis way." George was really starting to get into it.

"I will turn you and every one of your little friends into dust if you speak one more word." Jolly finally said, losing his patience.

"i will pull you armz off if u hurt meh fwiends."

"SILE-"

"shutz up! me waz no finish! den i will pull ur legs off! and den ur head! an den i will carve my name in ur spine. it will say 'george waz here in dis exact spot foo'." George said EXTREMELY fast as if he had thought of it beforehand. George is actually starting to become somewhat 'smart'.

"GEORGE! SHUT UP!" Britney yelled at him.

"NU! you be next brit boy!" George narrowed his eyes at Britney.

"ALL OF YOU SILENCE!" Jolly screamed, pounding his fist on the table, ultimately cracking it. "PIECE OF JUNK!" He picked up the table at threw it out the back of the ship through a hole that was already there.

"coughvikingscough" George said. Luckly Jolly didn't hear this. He had his hand over his face.

"Unfortunately, I cannot spare killing you, as I need information on The Burrito." Jolly said, he scraggly voice growing calm. "So tell me, what exact power does this said Burrito contain?" He asked. Anton knocked on the glass of his bottle. Jolly looked down. He used the dagger attachment on his hand to poke a hole in the cork. Big enough to let sound out, but not enough to let Anton out.

"The Burrito, if consumed, has the ability to give it's user massive flatulence capabilities." Anton said, gasping for air at the same time.

"I've no clue what that insect just said." Jolly responded.

"he says dat teh ultimate burrito givez big toots when u nom on it." George pointed out. Jolly nodded and smiled. He liked the whole idea.

"Now, where EXACTLY on Raven's Cove is it?"

"idk......." George mumbled.

"YES YOU DO! TELL ME YOU DAMN NOOB!" Jolly screamed at him.

"uh.......... teh public restroom?"

"Yes..... yes.... OF COURSE! Why did I not think of it before?! To hide such a beautiful cuisine in such a hideous place! LET'S GET TO RAVEN'S COVE MATES! WE NEED TO FIND THE BATHROOM!" Jolly cried with joy. He stormed out of the Captain's Quarters and commanded his crew.

"lulz. teh stoopid guy tinks duh burrito is in a potty." George laughed.

"George, for once, you were right." Anton sputtered.

"oh......poop...."

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Well I'm sorry this chapter is like, WAAAAAAAAY late. My fault. ANYWAYS, I stuck a little Ikea reference in there :P tell me if you find it. Lots of dialogue in this chapter. But yea..... ENJOY FOO!