Hello.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Yes Mr. Spades, people here do eat puppies. *belches*

That was actually my rum I belched up. It's highly toxic to most people, except me. I highly suggest you stay away from it. Oh, and see that green meat? Don't touch it. See those bottles? Don't touch them. See Awesome? Don't touch it. You can touch this rum I stole from Crestshot though.

As Del said, seeing as you're new, it wouldn't hurt to get to know some people. He posted all the links, but I'll just say Aye, you should go looking for a guild and some good friends. If you have questions about anything, be it the game, guilds, or the forums, feel free to PM me or any of these other fine, or not so fine pirates on these forums.

Welcome aboard! Don't touch that either!