Hello there!

[Slasher]

Welcome aboard the POF. She has too many guns that I can count, yet little cargo space. Sorry, tried to make a joke. Not a very good one. Anyways welcome aboard! Heres some rules:
1. I'm always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm still right.

2. FOLLOW RULE 1 AT ALL TIMES!
Ok, got a laugh out of that. Here is a beginning of some rules, I'm sure there are more, but these are mine:

1. DON'T join the Ban Game. I know Hammy's a Canadian like you, but, he's not the most trusted of most. Thats another rule. Ban Game makes you crazy I have heard.

2. Chose your friends wisely. When you get to know them well, then just drop them off, they might not be the most happiest pirate. Some rum from YOU will be fine, usually settles it.

3. Don't ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER steal my rum, or anybody elses. Well, some you can get away with, others, not so much. Some like me, REALLY don't like it. So just don't do it in general...

4. Don't think of these as rules, think of them more as guidelines from your buddy Slash. If you wan't the real rules, you can find them somewhere. What, did you wan't me to get the link? No, I'm not that nice. Hah, just kidding. I dunno where it is. Sorry. Anyways, happy sailing!

~Slasher