October 2011 Potion Contest

[ukebec]

Soaring Shadow

'Tis flight you wish? There be a way,
But dangers lie in wait

The wings of 10 rabid bats ye'll need,
Yerself will be the bait

Into a swamp, full of foes
Ye'll be going next

There ye must defeat and steal the soul
of the undead General Hex

Now, it's to the sea with ye;
be mindful! There's a whale!

A Dark Omen ye must sink
and retrieve the topmost sail.

Yet another swamp to visit
A gypsy priestess ye must see

Give Tia Dalma all yer hard-won loot
But don't think that this is free

Pay her 100 gold, my dear
After all, it's her just due

Then she'll create a great potion
And give it back to you.

Now ye'll have the power, mate
To fly over all below

But only for 3 minutes each time can ye
harness the Soaring Shadow.

[Captain Jason]

Stinky Stew

Ingredients:

1 Old Boot
1 Small Scorpion Pincher
5 Drops of Alligator Spit (Good luck)
2 Cups of Rum (Any Kind)
2 Old Crab Shells
10-15 Small Cursed Wood Pieces
1 Cup of Volcanic Ash

Effect:

Causes the user of the potion to smell so vile, that all enemies will flee. Lasts 180 seconds.
WARNING: Any contact with water will cancel the effect.

Instructions:

Start by crushing the scorpion pincher and old crab shells together. Then dump into the old boot. Add the rum. Mix, and every 5 seconds add 1 drop of alligator spit. Keep mixing until you run out. Mix the Volcanic ash and cursed wood separately, and add. Mix over a fire until the liquid is thick and a dark brown.