Choose Your Path

[Captain Del]

The store clerk looks at you with an odd smirk on his face as he looks over your dingy clothes and the cuts all over your face. "I'm sorry chap, but seeing by the looks of your face, you must be one of those ruffians that like to get in to messes out there. A man like me giving a sword to somebody like you would only lead the good ole' Navy to come stomping on my doorstep, and that ain't happening!"

Having been denied your right to a new, shiny sword, what do you do?

A. Tell him about how you were attacked by a group of rabid animals in the forest, and need the sword to get back to your home. "Your baby depends on it!"
B. Demand the old man give you a good piece of weaponry! You have no right to be refused arms just because of how you look!
C. Walk around the store and mess up a few things to kindly convince him to rethink his decision.