Captain of the Ship

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I, being completely immune to poison due to my associations with Monsters that are related by blood to me, only pretended to be ill from the poison. After you threw me overboard, I was able to hitch a ride on the back of a sea turtle and get back to "your" ship. Not-for-long-Captain Hector was sitting in his cabin working on some charts when I smash him on the head with some of my toxic rum, which also ruins his hair and burns his scalp due to its highly acidic properties. I then Keelhaul him once for good measure, and throw him overboard.

That was a mouthful...

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