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Captain of the Ship
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#76
03-03-2012, 05:31 AM
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Chuck Norris fails.
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#77
03-03-2012, 06:13 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't fail. He decides that you should keep the belief that he has failed and died, while elsewhere he jumps from an invisible plane and round house kicks your ship with the force of 500 atomic bombs. He then uses his beard to reassemble the ship and gives it to me, saying something about needing to wrestle bears in Texas. ICOTS
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#78
03-03-2012, 03:00 PM
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I use my cheesecurd bazooka I borrowed from Dreadme.
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#80
03-03-2012, 06:14 PM
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I get Dreadme's MCB and blats you to bits.
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#81
03-11-2012, 03:55 AM
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I jump right back in, tie a rope to the back of you, and hoist you up to the main sails by your underwear. Nice view, huh? I then get 5 pistols and some gunpowder, and kick the rest of you off.
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#82
03-11-2012, 06:29 AM
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My underwear has a hidden dagger, I stick you with it.
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#83
03-15-2012, 04:26 AM
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You accidentally drop the dagger, and it falls through the floorboard into the chef's stew. He, being a large man, comes up and throws you overboard.
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#84
03-15-2012, 04:14 PM
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I use Dreadme's laser. (The one that blows stuff up, not the tickle one.)
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#85
03-17-2012, 09:46 AM
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I switch the two, even though I hardly know which from which. It gets pointed at you. Unfortunately, you can't laugh and breathe at the same time, let alone laugh and breathe underwater at the same time. Hope you like the ocean! I then summon all sorts of mystical power, clearing the ship of its crew. I dock, get a whole new crew, and change the name of the ship. Heh...
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#87
03-19-2012, 04:09 PM
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I launch a nuclear weapon. Good thing I'm the only person in this time period with a hazmat suit.
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#88
03-20-2012, 05:54 AM
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I leap off the ship right as the explosive hits the ship, and ride a dolphin to your ship, throwing grenades at its hull :P
Oh, and my friend Phillip the Whale charges into the bottom of your child a few times to finish it off. Muahahaha ICOTS |
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#89
03-24-2012, 02:00 AM
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I use WWII poison gas on the ship.
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#90
05-21-2012, 11:57 PM
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I will tell you that your pirate will be deleted in 3, 2, 1... ICOTS!
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