August 2012 Which Famous Pirate Are You? Contest

[Jamesvsthekraken]

I'm most like Captain Jack Sparrow because most of the time I never make any sense at all to my mates. For example, there was this one evening in Port Royal... no wait Tortuga where I found myself having a bit too much of rum and when I woke up the next morning I was in a dingy in the middle of the ocean with no paddles. Then I gazed up at the beating red and orange sun. I then preceeded to look at the ocean where I found me self being surrounded by a dozen or more sea turtles. Aye mates. Sea turtles, not to be confused with any old sea turtles. The rest be a simple mystery as to how I got back to shore. Savvy?

[Sapphire Sweetfeather]

I have, after a long deliberation, decided which pirate I most relate to. I am most like Larry the Cucumber from The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!

Reasons to support my claim:

• He knows nothing of being a pirate-His lyrics prove it!
• When he attempts to sing of piratey things, he fails in epic fashion
• As my guild will attest to, I am a pirate who doesn't do anything!
• And last but not least, he is a comic genius.

It was a tough call... Mr. Lunt's lines "You look like Captain Crunch" and "You are making me hungry." did give Larry a run for his money, but in the end... it's gotta be Larry.