August 2012 Which Famous Pirate Are You? Contest

[Sapphire Sweetfeather]

I have, after a long deliberation, decided which pirate I most relate to. I am most like Larry the Cucumber from The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!

Reasons to support my claim:

• He knows nothing of being a pirate-His lyrics prove it!
• When he attempts to sing of piratey things, he fails in epic fashion
• As my guild will attest to, I am a pirate who doesn't do anything!
• And last but not least, he is a comic genius.

It was a tough call... Mr. Lunt's lines "You look like Captain Crunch" and "You are making me hungry." did give Larry a run for his money, but in the end... it's gotta be Larry.