A funny thought...

[Bilgepump]

I keep them in my pants.

[Steely Jim]

Steely got his clothing second-hand from Harpo Marx....

[Bilgepump]

Originally Posted by Steely Jim

Steely got his clothing second-hand from Harpo Marx....

Swordfish.

[Steely Jim]

Originally Posted by Bilgepump

Swordfish.

That would absolutely crack me up, were they to do that for April Fool's Day. I suppose they'd have to limit us to just fighting with an odd item model, but it would be even funnier If I could fight a little with the swordfish, then pass it over to my foe, mime that they should hold it up like a fishing trophy, produce a Brownie-style camera that covers them in soot when I take the snap....

[Sarah]

Jim, I think a Kilburn would be funnier than a Brownie.

[Steely Jim]

That's hilarious!

I'm sure the devs are glad that gives me such a mental picture, because I'm pretty sure they'd have to start working on the animation sequence now to actually put in for next year.

[Roxar]

Y'know those really beefy pirates with muscles of iron? I think thats where they store all their weps.