this is awesome bug lol anyone else get this?

[mongo]

Two farmers are trapped in a hayloft of a burning barn. The only way out is to jump down into the pile of manure that they had cleaned out of the barn earlier.
After some hemming and hawing one finally goes first.
He calls up to his friend. Come on down it's not that bad just ankle deep.
The second farmer jumps and sinks in up to his chin.
"I thought you said it was ankle deep??!!"
"Well I dove head first"

Good night everybody, try the veal and don't forget to tip your waiter.

[Chris]

Here is the edited version LOL

Two Pirates are trapped in a Cell of a Jail. The only way out is to jump down into an ocean of brown liquid.
After some hemming and hawing one finally goes first.
He calls up to his friend. Come on down it's not that bad just ankle deep.
The second Pirate jumps and sinks in up to his chin.
"I thought you said it was ankle deep??!!"
"Well I dove head first"

lol that was a really funny joke there