October 08 POF Contest

[SpiritSkull]

Here lies Spirit Skull
as Spirit as she might be
there was no skull in her spirit
as she lie there in piece
drinking her tea while she can see
a competition there might be while
she rest in her lovely sleep.

p.s- best i could think of in 5 minutes. lol

[Jack Sharkbane]

here lies jack sharkbane,

a determined fellow

and while searching for gold

he thought he'd seen yellow

but the gold wasn't his, so when he was hit

he'd been cut into bits, and each part was sent to a different place

If ye want to see his dead face, get outta here

for 6 feet deep, lies his rear!

hope ye like it, hope ye think its the most, but i definatly DONT hope ye think it is gross
( sorry, couldn't resist another poem )