October 08 POF Contest

[Captain Seaford]

Here lies Cap'n Seaford,
Who loved to play with his sword.
One day he got in a fight;
To test out his might,
But boy did he ever get bored.
On his way to his home
But forgot to bring his comb.
So he decided to go back
Without any slack,
He messed his head up on a stone.

Now for the MEANING of the poem!

First line: Obviously he died
Second line: Loved playing with his sword
Third line: Got in a fight
Fourth line: To test out his might
Fifth line: then got bored
Sixth line: so he decided to go back home
Seventh line: but he forgot his comb, his hair was messy due to the fight
Eighth line: so he walked all the way back (shoe untied)
Ninth line: no slack on his showlaces making him trip
Tenth line: banged his head hard on a rock.