Corrupt A Wish 2

[andyspins]

Granted, but you drop it into the river.

I wish for soccer.

[Iron Anvil]

granted but you never get the ball

I wish for wrestling to come earlier in the year

[andyspins]

Granted, it happens inbetween December 31st and January 1st, AKA notime.

I wish for a keyboard.

[Iron Anvil]

Granted but it has no letters on it

I wish the battery in my mouse never died

[andyspins]

Granted, it doesnt have any batteries.

I wish for food.

[Iron Anvil]

( me to ) granted but its old and moldy

I wish for fresh food

[andyspins]

Granted, have a maggot sandwhich.

I wish for a shirt.

[Iron Anvil]

granted but its holy ( no pun indented )

I wish for a new hoody

[andyspins]

Granted, the hood gets stuck and you suffocate.

I wish for a bowl.

[Iron Anvil]

granted but its the size of a ant.

I wish for a comp

[andyspins]

Granted, did I mention it was made in 1982?

I wish for a mood.

[Iron Anvil]

granted but its a bad mood

I wish to not be hungry

[andyspins]

Granted, your stomach is filled with maggots.

I wish for Denver.

[akamystic]

Granted.... In a snow globe.

I wish for eggs.

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, but the hen is angry...

I wish for a wish.