November 2010 Carol Parody Contest

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I hopes this isnt late, either!

Black Pearl Bells
A "Jingle Bells" Parody

Slashing through the undead
In a one sail galleon
Over the high seas we go
drinking rum all the way
Bells of the Black Pearl o’ ringing
making navy ‘fraid
What fun it is to plunder and steal
what a fierce raid today


Oh, Black Pearl Bells , Black Pearl Bells
Black Pearl all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
A one sail galleon!
Black Pearl Bells, Black Pearl Bells
Black Pearl all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
A one sail galleon!


Oh, Black Pearl Bells , Black Pearl Bells
Black Pearl all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
A one sail galleon!
Black Pearl Bells, Black Pearl Bells
Black Pearl all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
A one sail galleon hey!

Oh, Black Pearl Bells , Black Pearl Bells
Black Pearl all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
A one sail galleon!
Black Pearl Bells, Black Pearl Bells
Black Pearl all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
A one sail galleon!

[Sir Upticious]

Silent Sea Deadly Sea

By Dog Greenhound

Silent sea, deadly sea,
Merchant quake at the sight of me
They know I'm a pirate without any doubt
As soon as I roll all me six pounders out
And force their ships under my lee.
And bring their ships under my lee.

Silent sea, deadly sea,
Navy posts a reward for me.
They hope that soon I will be betrayed
So they won't ever have to face me blade
But thanks to the code I stay free.
Yes, thanks to the code I stay free.

Silent sea, deadly sea,
My only rival is the E.I.T.C.
I sinks their ships, I takes their gold
I stuffs their treasure into me hold
And throw all their bones in the sea.
Yes, I throw their poor bones in the sea.