Corrupt a wish

[Chimera Doll]

Granted, but you wouldn't be allowed to post more than twice a day.
I wish for some french fries.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted. Please enjoy the edible heart attack.

I wish for cake. Good cake.

[Chimera Doll]

Granted. You get Angel food cake.
I wish to go to Disney World.

[Jack Shipsteel]

Granted, but you go because you were employed as the new Mickey Mouse! Enjoy your slightly soiled costume!

I wish for Crest to ban Davy for not paying his rum tax!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted, so I do pay her. I beat you senseless, and then pay using your own money.

I wish I owned the Gold room in Tormenta.

[Jack Shipsteel]

Granted, but it's chocolate coins! Yum, Right?

I wish I owned Tormenta and Raven's Cove.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted, but the Rage Ghosts and Tormentans form an uprising, and end up hanging ye by yer underpants on a mast.

I wish I owned Jack!

[Jack Shipsteel]

Granted, but I bite, and steal rum hourly.

I wish to be free from Davy!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted. But you are nothing without me, and you quickly lose all your money, and have to live on the streets, in constant fear of the monster.

I wish I owned a Rancor, so I could have it eat people!

[Jack Shipsteel]

Granted, it eats you.

I wish I had gold and wasn't an urchin!

[charles gunfury]

granted your a urchinfist

i wish for all my grades to be A's

[Jack Shipsteel]

Granted, they are A few failures.

I wish for the rum tax to be lifted!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Granted, so we start a Revolutionary War! Taxation, taxation! Without representation! And in the fighting you are killed.

I wish for you all to pay ME the rum tax.

[Jack Shipsteel]

Granted, but I start the Boston Rum Party! There, instead of dumping all the rum into the ocean, we drink it! Woot!

I wish I didn't die in the Revoutionary Rum War!

[charles gunfury]

granted but u cant walk

i wish for friday to come