March Caption Contest

[Jade Dreadbones]

I shouldn't have had that second bran muffin!

[CarribeanThunder]

Mark Blueratte: This cutlass, plus these muscles, equals the force that stop Jolly Roger in his tracks and rattles his moldy bones.

[Eric Daggerskull]

You don't look at Mark Blueratte. Mark Blueratte looks at YOU!

[Dog Firestack]

Mark Blueratte : I am Mark Blueratte, now I should be a new tat.

[Machazzard]

Cayman Trench: You'll be dining with the Captain Walter, And he requests you wear this (*hands him a pink polkadot bandana*).

Mark Blueratte: Well you may tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request.

Cayman Trench: He said you'd say that. He also said that if that be the case, then you'll be dining with the crew. And you'll be naked.

*hence the face*

(acredited to Elizabeth and Pintel)

[Jamesvsthekraken]

Mark Blueratte: Hallo, check out my muscles they are so awesome. Jolly Roger you will fear me! Bow before my awesomeness.

[topdog13]

mark blurat:Me dropped me contact again argh

[flowerfairy136]

my... face... hurts...!

[Deadpool]

Strike me if ye dare, but remember... I be the one holding the sword. So go ahead mate... make my day!

[CandlefeatherV]

the pirate is saying....

" What be best to make fer me vittles ? "






Candlefeather V

[Indychase]

" I have to fight chuck Norris?? "

[Deadeye Liz]

I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!

[Maggie13]

.. " No Mr. Blaine. You cannot swallow the sword while hanging upside down inside an iceberg for 52 weeks. It would rust bilge rat "!

[Capt_Darkblade]

Mark Blueratte: This be my sword and that be my ship! Oh its a Pirates life for me!

a crab: does he know you cut his anchor?
giant crab: Not yet...

[Olgarlenn]

Mark Bluerat: "Oh, im sorry is my cutlass blocking my left muscle."
(His left your right)