Corrupt a wish

[Lego Ninja 3]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish that this wish couldn't backfire.

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, but the police see you with it, and they arrest you because it looks like you've stolen the car because you're so shabby.

I wish for more wishes.

[andyspins]

Granted but they wont be granted

I wish for my guild to be massive

[Bluepengie]

Granted, but its massive, and filled with NOOBS!!!


I wish for me to have an incorruptible wish

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, but every wish is possible to corrupt, except this one, so you've corrupted your own wish by wishing for that. So congrats! You've wasted your wish!

I wish Misty could have adventures with Jack Sparrow.

[Cabinwrecker]

Granted, but you get arrested.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but you didn't wish, so nothing was granted.

I wish for Jack Sparrow's jar o' dirt (which you rudely stole from him, DP).

[andyspins]

Granted, but the Kraken eats it.

I wish for a cat.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but it falls off of the couch nine times and dies.

I wish for another Bourne movie.

[andyspins]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for a couch.

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, you get a miniature paper one.

I wish for the jar of dirt inside the Kraken.

[andyspins]

Granted, but the kraken pukes it up, and it smashes.

I wish for cearel.

[richfireskull]

Granted.... but it was very tasty - hands empty bowl -

I wish for TYRANT blade and more wishes

[andyspins]

Granted, but the tyrant blade destroys the wishes and self destructs.

I wish for a ship of the line.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted. But they release a War Ship of the Line.

I wish for Skittles.